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It’s not a surprise that men and women are different. They are thinking and building relationship in various ways, have uncommon ideas and speaking different “languages”. Let’s see.

Firstly, I will begin with meaning of man’s and woman’s phrases. If you are thinking that women say everything what they are thinking, you are mistaken. There are some examples from everyday life:

1.      Yes = No

2.      No = No

3.      I want new shoes = I want shoes + new bag, new dress, new lip stick and, of course, perfume

4.      Our living room is so uncomfortable = I want to move to a new house

5.      I do not know = Yes

6.      Are you hungry = I want to eat

7.      I’m tired of everyday life= We need to go on holidays

8.      Dear, do you love me? = Want to ask for something expensive

9.      How was your working day? = Need free ten minutes to think about something

10.  Can you, please, switch off the light? I want to send this night with you in romantic atmosphere = I put on the weight and hope that you will not notice my +4 kilos.

Men are not exceptions in this case, too. There are some the most vivid illustrations:

1.      Yes = Yes

2.      No = No

3.      May be = No

4.      Let’s go out tonight = I’m tired of your why look

5.      I want to sleep = I want to sleep

6.      Your manicure looks excellent = 25 pounds and it doesn’t even look different

7.      You look luxurious in your old black dress with magnificent red flowers = I’m not planning to buy a new dress

8.      Your second dress was much better than this one = Come on, we are in hurry, I can’t wait so long

9.      What are you doing tonight = I really want to have sex with you

10.  May be I can see you tomorrow = May be I will have sex with you tomorrow

But, of course, the main differences we can notice in man’s and woman’s attitude to: friends, wedding, children, sex, dress and even toys.  Let’s take for example wedding. A female’s wedding dress costs about 2500 pounds, in contrast to 100 pounds for tuxedo rent. Even in discussing about wedding, women are talking about ceremony, men about stag-party.

Mobile phone in the hands of women looks like favorite toy; only women after spending two days with her best girlfriend and upon returning home can call the same girlfriend and talk for four hours.  Men, in contrast to women, usually use mobile telephone for sending short messages or making fast business calls.

And finally, my favorite example – toys.  Females (girls) like toys, but after 12 years old they loose interest and becoming more selective in their hobbies. Men in their turn are never loosing interest in toys, but if at the age of 5 they are satisfied with rubber weapon, at 12 with bicycle and video games, at 30 they are crazy about more expensive things: cars, watches and so on.  Males can’t grow out of their toy mania.

Brunette females have more chances to get married to rich men, in contrast to blonde women. The world famous American internet company – Lycos made such conclusion after analyzing tastes of the most famous and rich 100 people all over the globe. Finally, the main prize (hearts of the richest men) won not blondes, but brunettes.

The study shows that 78% of the most well-to-do representatives of the strong sex prefer to live with brunette ladies: 62% choose brown-haired females, 16% - dark haired women. Only 22% of well-to-do males choose blonde females for long-time relationship. The most interesting, exiting and strange fact is that no one from 100 rich men didn’t choose redhead women.

The main reason of Lycos research was the nearest wedding of the French president Sarkozy with charming, lovely brunette model. Sam Kayum, director of Lycos who commissioned the research said: “It begs the question whether Carla Bruni would now be the first lady of France if she was a blonde. Perhaps Sarkozy felt that, as a brunette, Bruni would be taken more seriously by the voting public.”

A few years ago in UK took place the same research but among less well-to-do people. It showed that more than half of UK’s citizens wanted to date brunette women and only 20% preferred blondes. Research said that the epoch of Merlin Monroe is finished, and now it’s dark haired females’ time. Blonde women, of course, can be wives of billionaires, but more often they are girlfriends, hiring escorts, high class companions, guides or lovers.

Scientists have found the fact that when men meet blonde women they really do have a “blonde moment”; that their mental performance drops, apparently because they believe they are dealing with someone less intelligent. Others researches used to say that there is no intercommunication between hair color and intelligence. There are a lot of well-to do and highly intellectual blondes, as well as brunettes, for example: Susan Greenfield is an Oxford fair haired professor of pharmacology and director of the Royal Institution, the blonde actress Joanna Lumley is a noted environmentalist and a fellow of the Royal Geographical Society.

“There are two sexes in this world: blonde and brunette. Brunettes are like me: dashing, adventurous, strong and all that sort of thing. Blondes are like you: beautiful, delicate, weak, nervous and simply adorable. Hair color, in case you are confused about that point, has absolutely nothing to do with it.” Alice Clarke Marshall

Never mind in what kind of relationship you are with your partner, may be she is your girlfriend, private escort or wife, but your woman wants that you be romantic and elegant every minute with her. Here are a few ways of doing that…

1) Bring her flowers that remind you of her.

2) Surprise her with romantic dinner out or cook it yourself.

3) Take her dancing and treat her as if it’s your first date.

4) Fill the house (or just the bedroom) with candles and flowers, and spend the whole evening along with her.

5) Spend an hour at sunset telling her what you cherish about her and how she adds to your life.

6) Write a romantic poem or letter.

7) Take a bath together.

Bring home good coffee or a decadent sweet.

9) Take a walk down memory lane - visit some of the special places from your early days of dating.

10)  Go to a movie, ignore the film, and behave like a teenager.

11) Groom yourself, and try to look good for your partner.

12) Take some quiet time and talk about your day.

13) Create a little box with a bunch of your partner’s favourite things inside.

14) Paint each other with flavoured body paint. Be creative!

15) Try some sexy role-playing. Be an escort or give this attractive role to your partner. Get dressed up, be daring, have fun.

16) Give a little token to your partner to wear, and say it’s to remind him or her all day that you love them.

17) Sing a favourite song to your escort lady. Only do this if you can sing fairly well.

18) Have dinner on the roof, with some candles. This doesn’t work if your roof slopes sharply.

19) Declare your love, very publicly. It sounds ridiculous, but it works.

20) Listen to love songs during the evening (for example Sade).

21) Comment on what you like about her personality. Reinforce her capabilities.

22) If your charming escort asks for a favour, do it without any objections.

23) Compliment her on how nice she looks at least twice this week. Be specific.

If you are thinking that to be romantic is a difficult job, you are mistaken. You need just to switch on your imagination and be open to your partner’s wishes, desires. One remarkable evening, fantastic night or thrilling morning can be the most memorable moment in your partner’s life. Be quick-witted and don’t loose your time.